A Highland Tale

“Oh, it were sich a sorry time for Scotland, ye ken,” the white-haired  storyteller began, “Those were the days of the dreadful Highland clearances, when the English were drivin’ the tenants off their crofts and fillin’ the whole land wi’ their sheep. The highlanders were sorely oppressed. Forbidden tae speak the Gaelic, they were, or tae wear the tartans, or play the pipes.”

Though most of them knew it by heart, the town lads were gathered round him, eager to hear the tale told again of the brave chieftain’s son who died trying to keep his precious bagpipes safe from the British soldiers patrolling the land.

“Down in yon glen is a cave, ye ken, where stout-hearted young Donald was sure he could hide his pipes the whiles, thinkin’ someday the Sassenachs would give up and go home. By the light o’ the full moon he and his best friend snuck down that lane ye’re seein’ there — course it was nae but a wee path then — and stashed his pipes in a safe place inside the cave.”

The local lads squirmed with delight, each envisioning himself as the fearless friend accompanying young Donald down the moonlit trail.

“But some spy had betrayed them…” The storyteller paused to look at his audience with a stern glare. “The lads were but a short way from the cave, headed for home and safety, when they were attacked by half a dozen soldiers. Oh, they were stalwart highland sons and they put up a fierce fight, but they dinna have proper swords and were hopelessly outnumbered. Before long the two were mortally wounded.

“They managed to crawl back intae the cave, but there they died, and there the English left them lie. But young Donald had the last laugh: never did the soldiers find his bagpipes. Legend says his spirit lingers in that cave tae this day, and on bright moonlit nights he comes out tae play his pipes. Many a soul has told of hearin’ them skirlin’ in the night. Some even say they hear the clank of swords as if the lads are still battlin’ the soldiers.”

“I dunna believe that” one young skeptic spoke up.

His friends turned and stared at him, aghast, but he was unrepentant. “There’s nae sich things as ghosts playin’ pipes.”

No one else had words to rebuke such heresy, so the group of boys broke up and went about their business.

That night happened to be a bright moonlit night. A shadowy form made its way down the old lane, taking care to blend in with the shrubs. Soon the old storyteller, a sack in one hand, was entering the cave.

He set down his sack and rummaged around in one of the old shafts until he found a bundle wrapped in old blankets, muttering to himself as he did so, “Great-great-grandpa were a smart man tae make up that nice little tale o’ poor Donald and his friend. Folks needed a bit of superstition tae keep them from snoopin’ here, but it’ll be coming to an end soon enough, I’m fearing’.” He shook his head. “Lads these days are sich skeptics.”

Carefully he unwrapped the bagpipes and carried them outside the cave. He took the instrument in his arms, pumped the bag full of air, and began to play. Soon the wail of the pipes was rolling down the lanes and fields.

A mile back down the lane three lads were creeping along, flashlights in hand. Their leader, the chief heretic himself, was telling the others in low tones, “I know there’s nothing to that old tale.”

A moment later they heard the distinctive wail of the bagpipes. They stopped in their tracks and stared at each other, then all three turned and hightailed it back to town.

After half an hour of playing the pipes, the old storyteller lovingly wrapped them in the blankets and stowed them away. Then, with his sack in one hand and his torch in the other, he made his way along one of the shafts until he found his pick axe. He took it up and began chipping away at the rock around the vein of amethyst.

Very likely someday someone would get up enough nerve to explore this old abandoned mine, but until then he’d carry on profiting from what his great-great grandfather had found.

My response to the Word Press daily prompt: superstition

Taking Turns in the Tub

The Old Wooden Tub

by Edgar Guest

I like to get to thinking of the old days that are gone
when there were joys that nevermore the world will look upon
the days before inventors smoothed the little cares away
and made, what seemed but luxuries then, the joys of every day;
when bathrooms were exceptions and we got our weekly scrub
by standing in the middle of a little wooden tub.

We had no rapid heaters and no blazing gas to burn,
we boiled the water on the stove and each one took his turn.
Sometimes to save expenses we would use one tub for two;
the water brother Billy used for me would also do,
although an extra kettle I was granted, I admit,
on winter nights to freshen and to warm it up a bit.

We carried water up the stairs in buckets and in pails
and sometimes splashed it on our legs, and rent the air with wails,
but if the nights were very cold, by closing every door
we were allowed to take our bath upon the kitchen floor.
Beside the cheery stove we stood and gave ourselves a rub,
in comfort most luxurious in that old wooden tub.

But modern homes no more go through that joyous weekly fun,
and through the sitting rooms at night no half-dried children run,
no little flying tots dash past too swift to see their forms,
with shirts and underwear and things tucked underneath their arms.
The home’s so full of luxury now, it’s almost like a club.
I sometimes wish we could go back to that old wooden tub.
From the Collected Verse of Edgar A. Guest
© 1934 by the Reilly & Lee Company

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I had to smile when I came across this poem by Edgar Guest. It reminded me of what my employer told me back in 1978.  He was from a farming family of seven: six girl and himself. They grew up in the ‘Dirty Thirties’ in a very dry prairie region (west of Moose jaw, SK) so bath water was scarce, often obtained by melting snow, and all heated on the stove as the poet says.

On Saturday night my employer’s sisters all got to have their baths first (yes, in the same bath water) and he had to be the last. Even with that extra kettle-full of hot water added,  he says the bathwater was pretty murky by the time he set foot in the tub.

 

 

Hamlet & the High School Dance

“To be or not to be? That is the question.” The words echoed through the trees and drowned themselves in the bubble of the creek.

“Whether it be nobler in the mind….” The young orator set down his book and looked around, soaking in the beauty of the small clearing. He sighed, then picked up his book again. “Whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune…”

It was no use; he just couldn’t concentrate. Art pulled his jackknife out of his overalls pocket and opened it. Flipping the knife in the air, he deftly caught it and carved a heart in a sapling growing near the log he was sitting on.

Who cared about Hamlet, Prince of Denmark? Would she or wouldn’t she, that was the real question – the only pertinent question in his life at this moment. If he couldn’t memorize Hamlet’s soliloquy and got a poor mark in Literature because of it, that would be just too bad. But if Jean wouldn’t let him take her to the dance, he’d be wretched.

And if she was escorted by Harold Adams, THAT would be a tragedy.

He scowled at the injustice of life. Why did he have to be born into a hard-scrabble family while Harold was wrapped in silver blankets from his first squalling appearance? And now Harold’s dad had bought him a brand-new buggy so he was really riding high.

Art’s frown deepened as he pictured Harold escorting his Jeannie to the buggy, lifting her up into it. He envisioned them driving through town; Harold would make a big show of it, too. Would Jean like that? Would an offering of wealth turn her pretty little head?

“Does she care for me or doesn’t she, that is the question?” he demanded of a floating frog. It dived into the creek. Only a small turtle, sunning himself on a rock, heard the young lover’s frustrated sigh.

The Tenderfoot

The minute he stepped out of the stagecoach that morning we could tell he was a tenderfoot. A real lily. His boots were clean; his jeans had no holes; his hands had no callouses. After the first afternoon of riding the trail in the hot sunshine he says he’s feeling “a bit faint.” La-de-dah.

The second day on the trail he asked the cook if we’d ever be served oysters. Can you imagine? Cook’s roar of laughter almost spooked the cattle. But we’d break him in. We make all our new ranch hands into real cowpokes if we can and we usually have a lot of fun doing it. But this one was a real jewel – or should I say “a pearl.”

We were sure to warn him that when he used nature’s biffy he should turn over every rock around in case a rattler was hidden under one. After all, we’d say, “You don’t want any painful jabs in the behind and we don’t want to have to lance and drain ‘em.” Of course we all stood around sober as a judge as we told him, and he still hasn’t been informed that there are no rattlers in these parts.

After that I don’t know if he was more scared of the rattlers or of us; every time he lit off his horse he looked around real careful first. Well, that was just too good to resist, you know. One afternoon while the rest of us rode on, Art slips back and picks up this garter snake he’d seen beside the trail. Carries it along in his saddle bag until we make camp. When our tenderfoot goes off to dreamland, Art sticks this snake in one of his boots.

Next morning you should have heard him yell when he stuck his toe into the boot and the poor snake wriggled a bit. ‘Course we all offer to cut of a few of his toes if the snake bit him. Cook flashed a nasty-looking cleaver and we tell him it’s the only way to save his life. Thought he was going to keel over right there and then, ‘til he realized we were just funning him.

Early one morning, just for fun, Sam pours out a little gun powder around a dried up bush, then trails off behind a nearby tree. When our tenderfoot ambles off toward the woods for some privacy, Sam’s waiting, flat out, behind that tree. He lights the gunpowder and we all watch out the corner of our eye as this little flash of white zips long to the bush and gets there at exactly the same minute as our new cowpoke. Suddenly there was this poof and flash as the bush combusted. He jumped three feet and took off running. Did we ever laugh!

Oh, we had our fun with that guy in the four days he was with us. But he found the work too strenuous, so he quit and went to college. I believe he became a dentist; heard his name in the capital city one time I was there.

Look him up if you ever get a toothache. He was a good guy; probably didn’t deserve a bunch of rascals like us.

Harry Taylor’s Hotel Rules

    HOTEL FORT MACLEOD
       Rules of Conduct

1.  Guests will be provided with breakfast and supper, but must rustle their own dinner.

2.  Boots and spurs must be removed at night before retiring.

3.  Dogs are not allowed in the bunks, but may sleep underneath.

4.  Candles, hot water, and other luxuries charged extra, also soap.

5.  Two or more persons must sleep in one bed when so requested by the proprietor.

6.  Baths furnished free down at the river, but bathers must furnish their own soap and towels.

7.  Jewelry or other valuables will not be locked in the safe. This hotel has no such ornament as a safe.

8.  The proprietor will not be responsible for anything.
In case of fire, guests are requested to escape without unnecessary delay.

9.  Guests without baggage may sleep in the vacant lot.

10.  Meals served in bedrooms will not be guaranteed in any way. Our waiters are hungry and not above temptation.

11.  All guests are requested to rise at 6 A.M. This is imperative as sheets may needed for tablecloths.

12.  No tips to be given to any waiters or servants.
Leave them with the proprietor and he will distribute them if considered necessary.

13.  The following tariff subject to change:
……Board, $25 a month
……Board and Lodging with wooden bench to sleep on, $50 a month
……Board and Lodging with bed, $60 a month.

14. When guests find themselves or their baggage thrown over the fence, they may consider that they have received notice to quit.

HARRY TAYLOR, Proprietor
    Hotel Fort Macleod, Alberta, Canada
    September 1, 1882

Mother’s Question

by Edgar A Guest

When I was a boy and it chanced to rain
Mother would always watch for me;
she used to stand by the window pane,
worried and troubled as she could be.
And this was the question I used to hear,
the very minute that I drew near
the words she used, I can’t forget:
“Tell me, my boy, if your feet are wet.”

Worried about me was Mother dear –
as healthy a lad as ever strolled
over a turnpike, far or near –
‘fraid to death that I’d take a cold.
Always stood by the window pane,
watching for me in the pouring rain;
And her words in my ears are ringing yet:
“Tell me, my boy, if your feet are wet.”

Stockings warmed by the kitchen fire
and slippers ready for me to wear;
seemed that Mother would never tire
giving her boy the best of care,
thinking of him the long day through
in the worried way that all mothers do;
whenever it rained she’d start to fret,
always fearing my feet were wet.

And now, whenever it rains, I see
a vision of mother in days of yore,
still waiting there to welcome me,
as she used to do by the open door.
And always I think as I enter there
of a mother’s love and a mother’s care;
her words in my ears are ringing yet:
“Tell me, my boy if your feet are wet.”

From his book Just Folks
©1917 by the Reilly & Britton Co

As you read this poem, bear in mind that Edgar Guest was born in 1881, about 60 years before antibiotics were available to treat ENT infections and pneumonia. Mothers in those days saw first-hand why “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

Where There’s A Will There’s a Way

Nine-year-old Boy Carries 200 lb Organ 17 Miles Across the Prairie

Arthur’s dad had been a gentleman back in merry old England. Had his branch of the family fallen on hard times or had he just decided to try making his fortune on the prairies? There was so much advertising in the early days about how wonderful the prairies were, how easy to work the land, how quickly you could build up a sizable farm.  The reality was an ice-cold bucket of water many times over.

Whatever brought them here, the family came to Saskatchewan and his father took out a homestead north of Crane Lake, where Arthur was born in 1896. And because there were no doctors around, Dad delivered the baby  himself and weighed him on a trout scale.

Art’s father got his own little farm started: his 160 acres plus a bunch of cows and wild horses. It turned out to be a lot harder and dirtier work than he’d seen in his life. He also went to work for a group of like-minded Englishmen who did their best to set up an English manor on the prairies and live like gentry. It didn’t work in the long run, too unrealistic, but they pretended as best they could.

Perhaps that’s why he was so irritable, or maybe he was brought up in the Oliver Twist mind-set. Arthur soon learned to walk carefully around his Dad or he’d get his ears boxed.

Being of the educated class back home, Art’s father was eager to keep up with the London papers such as “Punch”, so when Arthur was about nine his dad started sending him over the old rutted trail down to Maple Creek, about 18 miles away, to get the mail.

This was no small adventure; Arthur would hike into town once a week, get the mail in a sack, and sleep in the livery barn that night. The next morning the old man who ran the stable would give him a cup of tea and a hard biscuit, and that meager meal would see him home again.

One day there was a slip in their box from the postmaster, telling Arthur to go over to the freight shed to receive a parcel. This “parcel” turned out to be a Foster pedal organ, made of beautiful cherry wood–about a yard long and the same in height, maybe 200 lbs. in weight. Of course his first thought was, “How am I ever going to get that home?!”

He pondered the problem for awhile, then borrowed a screwdriver and began to take the thing apart. What a job! An organ has dozens of parts: pipes, valves, tubes, dowels, pedals, bellows, etc. “I must have been crazy!” he later admits, remembering what a mess it made when it was all laid out on the floor of the station!

The station agent would come around from time to time, fascinated, to watch him. He would shake his head and say every now and then, “You’ve got one big whopper by the tail!”

When Arthur was finished, he put a few parts in his sack and headed off home again. Then, for the next three months, each time he went for the mail he brought back a few more bits until finally he had hauled every last piece of the organ home. The last stick was a big glued piece which he trailed home on a travois like the Indians used.

Though Art had never seen an organ before, he began to put the thing all together again. It took quite awhile but wasn’t as hard a job as he had feared. When it was all together his mother sat down beside it. She played a hymn, then “Rule Britannia” and “God Save the King”, then she got up and kissed Arthur on both cheeks. The organ worked quite well!

They never did tell his dad how he’d gotten the organ home.  Art was worried his dad might give him a good clout for all his pains; he was just that type of fellow.

 

Story reblogged from Christine’s Collection:  christineevelynvance.wordpress.com